{"id":83,"date":"2007-07-13T21:15:01","date_gmt":"2007-07-13T20:15:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=83"},"modified":"2012-05-05T10:17:40","modified_gmt":"2012-05-05T09:17:40","slug":"day-44-in-the-big-brother-house%e2%80%a6","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=83","title":{"rendered":"Day 44 in the Big Brother House"},"content":{"rendered":"

One forty-one PM.
\n<\/strong>Charley is in the garden with Nicky.<\/p>\n

They’re\u00a0dissecting Heidegger’s principle of Phenomenology as discussed in his groundbreaking work Sein und Zeit.<\/p>\n

They are examining his\u00a0concept in German so as not to lose the subtle nuance of the philosopher’s keenest thinking.<\/p>\n

Meanwhile in the caravan Ziggy and Liam have held a seance to bring Albert Einstein back from the dead.<\/p>\n

‘Where’s the Ho’s and Bitches?’<\/em> asked the ghostly apparition of the German-born theoretical physicist.<\/p>\n

‘I beg your pardon?’<\/em> asked Ziggy.<\/p>\n

‘The snatch, man, where’s the juicy booty?’<\/em><\/p>\n

Liam tactfully cleared his throat.<\/p>\n

‘I’m sorry Albert, we called you here to help us construct a new paradigm for the conceptualisation of relativisitic cosmology that Ziggy’s been working on.’<\/em><\/p>\n

The world’s greatest thinker paused to assimilate the task the two Big Brother housemates have set themselves.<\/p>\n

Then he shook his head, said ‘Nah, screw that, dudez. I wanna get me some grab-ass.’<\/em><\/p>\n

And then I wake up.<\/p>\n

Einsten and Heidegger are just figments of my overheated imagination.<\/p>\n

Most of the Big Brother housemates really are as stupid as they seem.<\/p>\n

Carole and Liam show a frightening amount of intelligence compared to their fellow housemates; they don’t really belong in the shallow end of the gene pool.<\/p>\n

Chanelle has just said, ‘Swedish? What language do they speak?’<\/em><\/p>\n

And Charley has just said, “Where’s Nepal? Poland?”<\/em><\/p>\n

Now Charley is doing her very best impression of Catherine Tate without even drawing a single breath, ‘I ain’t bovvered do I look bovvered? I’m not bovvered\u00a0I couldn’t give a shit I’m really not bovvered.’<\/em><\/p>\n

I’m secretly praying that there’s a sniper on the roof if Charley is evicted this evening.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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