{"id":8441,"date":"2012-11-02T00:06:44","date_gmt":"2012-11-02T00:06:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=8441"},"modified":"2012-11-02T06:27:21","modified_gmt":"2012-11-02T06:27:21","slug":"dressing-up-down-and-to-the-right","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=8441","title":{"rendered":"Dressing up, down, and to the right"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The thing about this time of year is the social events that one feels obliged to decline.<\/p>\n<p>There are Balls. I only went to one last season. It was excellent. But I had declined three.<\/p>\n<p>This year I probably have to decline four.<\/p>\n<p>I have two school reunions (including an annual Old Boys dinner) to decline.<\/p>\n<p>There is the inevitable &#8216;former colleagues&#8217; Christmas Party to decline (three of those).<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t mind getting in to a Black Tie (or White Tie for that matter), I just don&#8217;t like the way that some &#8220;do&#8217;s&#8221; pan out.<\/p>\n<p>There is another annual event, that occurs at this time of year, that used to involve a party.<\/p>\n<p>But I don&#8217;t do jelly and ice-cream any more and Karen Hargreaves is now married with kids and has stopped trying to snog me in the garden shed.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s such an easy annual event to walk away from, I couldn&#8217;t remember, earlier this evening, what the number behind it is.<\/p>\n<p>Senile, obv.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The thing about this time of year is the social events that one feels obliged to decline. There are Balls. I only went to one<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8441","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","two-columns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8441","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8441"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8441\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8441"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8441"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8441"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}