{"id":8459,"date":"2012-11-06T23:00:15","date_gmt":"2012-11-06T23:00:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=8459"},"modified":"2012-11-06T23:00:15","modified_gmt":"2012-11-06T23:00:15","slug":"%c7%9d%c9%94unp-%c9%90-%ca%87%c9%90%c9%a5m","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=8459","title":{"rendered":"\u00a1\u01dd\u0254unp \u0250 \u0287\u0250\u0265M"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today, whilst my mind was totes engaged on Higher Things, I put \u00a365-worth of unleaded fuel in to my car.<\/p>\n<p>My car is a diesel.<\/p>\n<p>So not only am I down \u00a365 on the cost of the unleaded fuel, I&#8217;m down a similar amount (being the cost of filling up with diesel), and I&#8217;m down \u00a3125 (being the cost of the mechanic who drained the tank for me).<\/p>\n<p>This was a fucking brilliant day, obv.<\/p>\n<p>Now the thing is, I know where my mind was, during the &#8216;misfuelling&#8217; (as I have been informed this type of cockup is now called).<\/p>\n<p>My mind was thinking about someone.<\/p>\n<p>So what I need to do, obv, is to try and train my mind to stop thinking about someone (or in fact something, and\/or anything).<\/p>\n<p>I think I have two chances of this happening.<\/p>\n<p>Fat and &#8216;no&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p>Oh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today, whilst my mind was totes engaged on Higher Things, I put \u00a365-worth of unleaded fuel in to my car. My car is a diesel.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8459","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","two-columns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8459","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8459"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8459\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8459"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8459"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8459"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}