{"id":867,"date":"2008-12-17T08:01:39","date_gmt":"2008-12-17T08:01:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=867"},"modified":"2008-12-17T08:01:39","modified_gmt":"2008-12-17T08:01:39","slug":"a-hand-job-for-busy-people","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=867","title":{"rendered":"A hand job for busy people?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A couple of minutes ago I passed a sign at the side of the road (A40, Shepherd&#8217;s Bush) that was advertising &#8216;<em>Hand Job while You Wait*<\/em>&#8216; (their capitalisation).<\/p>\n<p>Well yes, quite.<\/p>\n<p>But the idea of having a hand job while one is away doing something else must be the epitome of multi-tasking, no?<\/p>\n<p>* Yes of course I know it meant &#8216;hand car wash&#8217;, but I&#8217;m only reporting what the signage said. At least that&#8217;s what I believe it said.<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>B<\/em><\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A couple of minutes ago I passed a sign at the side of the road (A40, Shepherd&#8217;s Bush) that was advertising &#8216;Hand Job while You<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-867","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","two-columns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/867","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=867"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/867\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=867"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=867"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=867"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}