HELLO?<\/p>\n
I’M ON THE TRAIN!<\/p>\n
YES, THE TRAIN.<\/p>\n
TO LONDON.<\/p>\n
I’M IN SOMETHING CALLED THE QUIET CARRIAGE.<\/p>\n
IT’S VERY NICE IN HERE.<\/p>\n
AND QUIET.<\/p>\n
………<\/p>\n
But seriously, what the actual?<\/p>\n
I should be able to hear my wristwatch tick (as opposed to my faithful Hunter pocket watch*).<\/p>\n
Instead there’s that boy over there playing music out of his mobile phone.<\/p>\n
And that girl over there? I can hear her masticating.<\/p>\n
And the old lady behind me is sending THE WORLD’S LONGEST TEXT MESSAGE AND SHE HAS HER KEYPAD TONES SWITCHED ON AND SET TO STUN!<\/p>\n
Getting rid of 4th class was a backwards step.<\/p>\n
Really.<\/p>\n
*I don’t actually have a Hunter pocket watch<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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