{"id":8726,"date":"2013-02-09T15:34:00","date_gmt":"2013-02-09T15:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=8726"},"modified":"2015-01-28T14:29:47","modified_gmt":"2015-01-28T14:29:47","slug":"morbid-blogathon-928","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=8726","title":{"rendered":"Blogathon 9\/13 Morbid?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>I\u2019m going to update the list, below, as time progresses, and some items will get struck off, but remain as a matter of record, as I try to bring the list down to a manageable number of tracks\u2026<\/em><\/p>\n<p>In August 2011 I went to the funeral\/cremation of a member of my team.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Grant Burke\" href=\"http:\/\/www.bbc.co.uk\/news\/uk-england-wiltshire-14571684\" target=\"_blank\">Grant Burke was a keen motorcyclist, a mad cricketer (in both senses of the phrase), and an online gaming weirdo<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>He was also wonderfully sarcastic, bitingly scathing of our politicians, and he would support the underdog until he had no breath left.<\/p>\n<p>Grant had the weirdest taste in music, coupled with an awesome sense of humour and, if you haven\u2019t guessed yet, it was Grant who, over the course of a year of working together, encouraged me back in to motorcycling.<\/p>\n<p>His funeral music included \u2018Dreadlock Holiday\u2019 by 10cc for his \u2018intro\u2019.<\/p>\n<p>At the conclusion of the service we filed out to the distinctly (but pleasantly) jarring (given the circumstances) instrumental strain of the BBCs Test Match Special.<\/p>\n<p>In between these two pieces, there were other \u2013 equally oddball \u2013 choices.<\/p>\n<p>And there was dancing. And there was much laughter.<\/p>\n<p>And there were tears.<\/p>\n<p>My point is that Grant\u2019s musical choices for his own funeral\/cremation served to underline his larger-than-life (in a John Goodman kind of way) personality.<\/p>\n<p>I hadn\u2019t given the subject of funeral musical any further thought, until recently.<\/p>\n<p>I was having \u2018one of those\u2019 deeply intense conversations with someone, recently, when she raised the subject of musical choices, for her funeral.<\/p>\n<p>My first thought was \u2018she\u2019s clearly mental!\u2019 (true), but then I remembered Grant, and recalled his musical choices, and what he had done for his friends, his family and his colleagues.<\/p>\n<p>The smiles. The tears. The dancing.<\/p>\n<p>She had a point, my friend, a similar point to the one that Grant had so eloquently made.<\/p>\n<p>I made an effort to listen to her choices; there was much of her character in them.<\/p>\n<p>And as I listened I started to wonder what my music might be.<\/p>\n<p>Inevitably, I began a list.<\/p>\n<p>It quickly grew in to a long list. I\u2019m talking about a very long list indeed!<\/p>\n<p>The first draft was:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Ennio Morricone, Per Qualche Dollaro In Piu (for the walk-in)<\/li>\n<li>Aimee Mann, Deathly<\/li>\n<li>The Winchell Riots, Kandahar Road<\/li>\n<li><del>Missy Higgins, The Special Two<\/del><\/li>\n<li><del>Muse, Hysteria<\/del><\/li>\n<li><del>Norwegian Recycling, The Pachelbel Mashup<\/del><\/li>\n<li>The Smiths, There Is A Light That Never Goes Out<\/li>\n<li>Anemo, Heaven is Waiting?<\/li>\n<li><del>Arcade Fire, Keep The Car Running<\/del><\/li>\n<li>The Birdinumnums, Little Libertine<\/li>\n<li><del>Buddy Guy, Feels Like Rain<\/del><\/li>\n<li>The Candle Thieves, We\u2019re All Gonna Die (Have Fun)<\/li>\n<li><del>Dan Black, Hypntz<\/del><\/li>\n<li><del>DJ Shadow, Organ Donor<\/del><\/li>\n<li>Deer Chicago, Frozen Globe, Freezing Teeth<\/li>\n<li>Deer Chicago, Quite Like A Tide<\/li>\n<li><del>Elvis Costello, I Don\u2019t Want To Go To Chelsea<\/del><\/li>\n<li><del>The Epstein, Dance The Night Away<\/del><\/li>\n<li>The Calling, Wherever You Will Go<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>To this list got added Phil McMinn\u2019s awesomely beautiful \u2018The House You Built From The Wreckage\u2019.<\/p>\n<p>And that, logically, led me to check that \u2018Kandahar Road\u2019 by The Winchell Riots had been included (it had, obv), which, in turn, led me straight back to the eye-wateringly, delicate and wonderfully fragile \u2018Lavender Hill\u2019 by (once again) Phil McMinn.<\/p>\n<p>Now some of you might think that 21 tracks for a funeral might be slightly excessive, but from the first notes of the walk-in piece of Per Qualche Dollaro In Piu, I dare you not to raise a smile.<\/p>\n<p>Particularly when you see the congregation dressed as American Indians.<\/p>\n<p><em>(well, maybe not, but they are in my head)<\/em><\/p>\n<p>And I haven\u2019t even got any Pink in there yet.<\/p>\n<p>Or Paramore!<\/p>\n<p>The file-out piece, though, is likely to be \u2018Comfortably Numb\u2019 by Pink Floyd.<\/p>\n<p>Because that would be apt.<\/p>\n<p>Two brilliant guitar solos in one song.<\/p>\n<p>It would be impossible not to wear a smile after that.<\/p>\n<p>But tell me, despite my list being (currently)\u00a0infeasibly\u00a0long, if you were to choose the soundtrack to your own farewell\u2026<\/p>\n<p>what would you include?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>____________________________________________<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>So, the (almost) final list:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Ennio Morricone, Per Qualche Dollaro In Piu (for the walk-in)<\/li>\n<li>The Winchell Riots, Kandahar Road<\/li>\n<li>The Smiths, There Is A Light That Never Goes Out<\/li>\n<li>Anemo, Heaven is Waiting?<\/li>\n<li>The Birdinumnums, Little Libertine<\/li>\n<li>The Candle Thieves, We\u2019re All Gonna Die (Have Fun)<\/li>\n<li>Deer Chicago, Frozen Globe, Freezing Teeth<\/li>\n<li>The Calling, Wherever You Will Go<\/li>\n<li>Lavender Hill, Phil McMinn<\/li>\n<li>Pink Floyd, Comfortably Numb (walk out)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I\u2019m going to update the list, below, as time progresses, and some items will get struck off, but remain as a matter of record, as<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8726","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","two-columns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8726","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8726"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8726\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8726"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8726"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8726"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}