{"id":9,"date":"2007-06-08T19:38:05","date_gmt":"2007-06-08T18:38:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=9"},"modified":"2015-02-25T20:38:39","modified_gmt":"2015-02-25T20:38:39","slug":"sticks-and-stones","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=9","title":{"rendered":"Sticks and stones&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have these two horses&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>They&#8217;re lovely boys, a couple of real characters &#8211; and look almost like a matched pair.<\/p>\n<p>Beech has been with me for about eight years.<\/p>\n<p>I bought him for meat money &#8211; to save a good-looking ex-racehorse from being turned in to dogfood.<\/p>\n<p>Which is kind of ironic really because in temperament he&#8217;s very similar to a dog; he loves me to bits,\u00c2\u00a0follows me around the field,\u00c2\u00a0likes to play &#8211; we play &#8216;tag&#8217;, and &#8216;chase&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p>He likes to go out for a hack around the countryside and likes to school &#8211; flatwork and a bit of jumping, likes a little cross-country for fun too; he&#8217;s given up competing now though.<\/p>\n<p>I retrained him from being a mentalist racehorse in to being a steady, controlled Eventer &#8211; and we had a couple of good seasons in the sport.<\/p>\n<p>So he&#8217;s semi-retired now.<\/p>\n<p>And on three legs.<\/p>\n<p>Because a couple of weeks ago he got kicked by his companion; it wasn&#8217;t malicious and these accidents sometimes happen.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>The vet rang me last night &#8211; 21.35!<\/p>\n<p>She&#8217;d just had a set of x-rays developed and guess who is now showing a fracture in his leg?<\/p>\n<p>Well OK, it&#8217;s not me so it must be&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Beech.<\/p>\n<p>Sigh.<\/p>\n<p>So my poor boy is being forced to stay in during the grass peak months; at a time when he should be shovelling weight on he&#8217;s actually shedding it.<\/p>\n<p>Dropping weight because he doesn&#8217;t like being &#8216;in&#8217;, doesn&#8217;t understand why everyone else is out 24\/7 and he&#8217;s stuck in jail with no chance of parole.<\/p>\n<p>Bless.<\/p>\n<p>We hope that the special Robert Jones (no relation) dressing he&#8217;s wearing, together with his enforced incarcaration, \u00c2\u00a0will allow the bone to knit.<\/p>\n<p>If it does then in a couple of months\u00c2\u00a0he can begin to be introduced to the great outdoors in a controlled way.<\/p>\n<p>If it doesn&#8217;t knit&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t want to think about that right now.<\/p>\n<p>\ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n<p>Anyway the other half of the bookend twins is Vin.<\/p>\n<p>Vin&#8217;s much younger, half Beech&#8217;s age, and because he&#8217;s a recent addition to the family he&#8217;s still going through training to get\u00c2\u00a0him from &#8216;nutter ex-racehorse&#8217; to &#8216;sensible&#8217; Eventer.<\/p>\n<p>Yep, Vin&#8217;s another challenge.<\/p>\n<p>\ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>He doesn&#8217;t have half as much character as Beech &#8211; but Beech, it must be said, is exceptionally full of un-horselike, very humanlike\u00c2\u00a0behaviours.<\/p>\n<p>What Vin does have is native talent.<\/p>\n<p>Vin could go far in theEventing world, he has effortless ability, tremendous physical scope and a natural\u00c2\u00a0sense of balance that would shame most other horses I&#8217;ve ever met.<\/p>\n<p>The trouble is what Vin doesn&#8217;t have is&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Common sense.<\/p>\n<p>See? It&#8217;s swings and roundabouts.<\/p>\n<p>Beech has wheelbarrow-loads of common sense, little ability and almost no sense of balance.<\/p>\n<p>Vin has ability and balance equal to 10 to the power of Mexico&#8217;s overdraft but slightly less than a thimblefull of common sense.<\/p>\n<p>Sigh.<\/p>\n<p>\ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>Anyway Vin and I are out training tomorrow; cross-country schooling at Hilltop, Ledbury in Herefordshire &#8211; with William, my trainer.<\/p>\n<p>And I&#8217;m starting to cack it.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s 19.30 and I&#8217;m starting to poo myself over a thing that&#8217;s not even going to start until 09.00 tomorrow morning.<\/p>\n<p>Of course there&#8217;s a lot to be done tomorrow morning before the really scary stuff begins; I have to struggle out of bed for a start!<\/p>\n<p>Then do bathroom stuff, lurch around the kitchen making tea and eating breakfast, getting appropriately dressed and driving to the yard.<\/p>\n<p>Once there I&#8217;ll start the lorry up, pull it out of the parking bay, get it ready, load Vin&#8217;s tack and water, check everything we&#8217;ll need are in the correct places and make sure the human and equine first aid kits are fully supplied.<\/p>\n<p>Then I&#8217;ll fetch Vin out of the field, groom him, load him in to the lorry and set off down the M5.<\/p>\n<p>I didn&#8217;t always get this nervous about jumping cross-country\u00c2\u00a0&#8211; I should explain.<\/p>\n<p>I broke my leg about six years ago.<\/p>\n<p>Well, when I say I broke my leg what I mean is I broke my knee.<\/p>\n<p>And tore my antecruciate ligament, postcruciate ligament, medialcruciate ligament and vaporourised the miniscal cartilige from the kneecap.<\/p>\n<p>That happened while I was going cross country &#8211; on another horse, neither Beech nor Vin; Ash, if you want the perp&#8217;s name.<\/p>\n<p>And since then, every time I&#8217;m less than 24 hours away from either going cross country or from competing in a full-on One Day, Two Day or Three Day Event&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I cack myself.<\/p>\n<p>Right now &#8211; 19.34 Friday evening &#8211; the butterflies in my tummy are doing a fair impression of The Red Arrows.<\/p>\n<p>Look, I know it&#8217;s going to be fun.<\/p>\n<p>I know the moment we&#8217;ve popped over the first practice fence I&#8217;ll forget the stress of it all, settle down in to the rhythm of the sport and Vin and I will, for the duration of the clinic, become one single organism with two hearts, two heads, one-and-a-bit brains and six legs.<\/p>\n<p>\ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>And we&#8217;ll both love the experience.<\/p>\n<p>But right now?<\/p>\n<p>Right now he&#8217;s over there in his field noshing his head off&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>And I&#8217;m cacking it.<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Brennig.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have these two horses&#8230; They&#8217;re lovely boys, a couple of real characters &#8211; and look almost like a matched pair. 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