{"id":9097,"date":"2013-03-28T14:38:34","date_gmt":"2013-03-28T14:38:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=9097"},"modified":"2013-09-01T16:53:37","modified_gmt":"2013-09-01T15:53:37","slug":"film-review-gi-joe-retaliation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=9097","title":{"rendered":"Film Review: GI Joe: Retaliation"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Don’t see it. Don’t see it. Don’t see it. Don’t see it. Don’t see it. Don’t see it.<\/p>\n

Seriously.<\/p>\n

Don’t. See. It.<\/p>\n

GI Joe: Regurgitation is the biggest pile of excrement since, uh, excrement was born.<\/p>\n

Or since Keith Lemon first made it on to the British TV screens.<\/p>\n

If you don’t know who Keith Lemon is:
\na. you are very lucky, and
\nb. think of a big smelly unfunny piece of excrement – you’ll be in the general ballpark<\/p>\n

So where was I?<\/p>\n

Oh yes, GI Joe: Reprehensible.<\/p>\n

This film is utter garbage.<\/p>\n

Only smellier.<\/p>\n

It’s so bad it’s not even worth discussing in detail.<\/p>\n

So I won’t.<\/p>\n

Except to say this one thing, about GI Joe: Raccoon.<\/p>\n

Don’t see it. Don’t see it. Don’t see it. Don’t see it. Don’t see it. Don’t see it.<\/p>\n

Rating?
\nAbsolutely no stars. None at all. Zero. Nothing.
\nGI Joe: Retaliation 0\/10<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Don’t see it. Don’t see it. Don’t see it. Don’t see it. Don’t see it. Don’t see it. Seriously. Don’t. See. It. GI Joe: Regurgitation<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9097","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","two-columns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9097","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9097"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9097\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9097"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9097"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9097"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}