{"id":913,"date":"2008-12-24T07:27:03","date_gmt":"2008-12-24T07:27:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=913"},"modified":"2008-12-24T09:47:16","modified_gmt":"2008-12-24T09:47:16","slug":"its-behind-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=913","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s behind you!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>That pillar of journalistic integrity <em>The Daily <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">Fail<\/span> Mail<\/em> has published an insightful piece of seasonal editorial concerning one of the regular &#8216;hot topics&#8217; that occupies many of our thoughts at this time of year&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Women&#8217;s arses.<\/p>\n<p>Yes indeed, Middle England (for whom <em>The Daily <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">Fail<\/span> Mail<\/em> widely speaks), must surely be very busy thinking about little else than the size, shape and (quite possibly) the content of the backsides of certain celebrities.<\/p>\n<p>So to aid Middle England&#8217;s thoughts on the matter, the editors of <em>The Daily <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">Fail<\/span> Mail<\/em> have helpfully provided us with a series of photographs of backsides of a few celebs.<\/p>\n<p>We have for our delight and edificiation, a range of close-up photographs of the arses of:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Kate Winslet:<\/li>\n<li>Beyonce:<\/li>\n<li>Jennifer Lopez:<\/li>\n<li>Kelly Holmes:<\/li>\n<li>Kylie Minogue:<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Setting aside, if you can for a moment, the unbelievably questionable <em>journalistic <\/em>value of having a non-news story about a non-news item all over <em>The<\/em> <em>Daily <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">Fail<\/span> Mail<\/em> (both hardcopy and internet productions), could you for a moment imagine that you are a family member of one of these people?<\/p>\n<p>Can you think how you might feel if you saw close-up pictures of your relative&#8217;s arse all over a <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">comic<\/span> reputable publication like <em>The<\/em> <em>Daily <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">Fail<\/span> Mail<\/em> in a thinly disguised piece of letchery very poorly masquerading as (I hesitate to use the word) journalism?<\/p>\n<p>But I have an idea!<\/p>\n<p>We could make it a New Year&#8217;s Resolution to stalk the journalistic and editorial staff of <em>The<\/em> <em>Daily <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">Fail<\/span> Mail<\/em> and snap photographs of <em>their<\/em> backsides and post those pictures all over the internet.<\/p>\n<p>What say you?<\/p>\n<p>And, for good measure, we could also stake out the homes of the owners of <em>The<\/em> <em>Daily <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">Fail<\/span> Mail<\/em>, and make sure we take lots of photographs of their wives&#8217; and (18 years or over, natch) daughters&#8217; arses too &#8211; and publish those pictures all over the place.<\/p>\n<p>Because surely, what&#8217;s good enough for <em>The<\/em> <em>Daily <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">Fail<\/span> Mail<\/em> is good enough for us, no?<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>B<\/strong><\/em>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>That pillar of journalistic integrity The Daily Fail Mail has published an insightful piece of seasonal editorial concerning one of the regular &#8216;hot topics&#8217; that<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-913","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","two-columns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/913","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=913"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/913\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=913"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=913"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=913"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}