{"id":9494,"date":"2013-08-20T21:53:19","date_gmt":"2013-08-20T20:53:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=9494"},"modified":"2013-08-20T21:57:48","modified_gmt":"2013-08-20T20:57:48","slug":"as-a-matter-of-fact-its-all-dark","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=9494","title":{"rendered":"As a matter of fact it&#8217;s all dark"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In deeply distressing news, I learn that Dark Side of the Moon was released 40 years ago.<\/p>\n<p>FORTY YEARS AGO!<\/p>\n<p>Jesus.<\/p>\n<p>*sits*<\/p>\n<p>*thinks*<\/p>\n<p>*time passes*<\/p>\n<p>FORTY YEARS AGO!!!!!<\/p>\n<p>*cries*<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-large wp-image-9496\" alt=\"DarkSide1\" src=\"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/wp-content\/\/DarkSide1-1024x640.png\" width=\"800\" height=\"500\" srcset=\"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/DarkSide1-1024x640.png 1024w, https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/DarkSide1-300x187.png 300w, https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/DarkSide1-240x150.png 240w, https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/DarkSide1.png 1680w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In deeply distressing news, I learn that Dark Side of the Moon was released 40 years ago. FORTY YEARS AGO! Jesus. *sits* *thinks* *time passes*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9494","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","two-columns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9494","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9494"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9494\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9494"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9494"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9494"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}