{"id":9499,"date":"2013-08-21T18:47:27","date_gmt":"2013-08-21T17:47:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=9499"},"modified":"2013-08-21T18:48:58","modified_gmt":"2013-08-21T17:48:58","slug":"stick-a-fork-in-it-its-done","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=9499","title":{"rendered":"Stick a fork in it, it&#8217;s done"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So far today, walking around the centre of Oxford, I&#8217;ve seen:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Keep calm and press delete<\/li>\n<li>Keep calm and listen to music<\/li>\n<li>Keep calm and call Batman<\/li>\n<li>Keep calm and be a Princess<\/li>\n<li>Keep calm and stay blonde<\/li>\n<li>Keep calm and buy more shoes<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Jesus.<\/p>\n<p>Can we please have no more of this stretched-far-too-thinly joke?<\/p>\n<p>Please?<\/p>\n<p>No more?<\/p>\n<p>Thank you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So far today, walking around the centre of Oxford, I&#8217;ve seen: Keep calm and press delete Keep calm and listen to music Keep calm and<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9499","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","two-columns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9499","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9499"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9499\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9499"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9499"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9499"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}