{"id":95,"date":"2007-07-21T11:16:17","date_gmt":"2007-07-21T10:16:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=95"},"modified":"2007-07-21T15:08:27","modified_gmt":"2007-07-21T14:08:27","slug":"i-dont-want-to-watch-dancex","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=95","title":{"rendered":"I don’t want to watch DanceX"},"content":{"rendered":"

Please don’t make me.<\/p>\n

I’ll be good.<\/p>\n

Really.<\/p>\n

I will.<\/p>\n

Honest!<\/p>\n

Please, please don’t make me watch DanceX.<\/p>\n

Please?<\/p>\n

Brennig<\/em><\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Please don’t make me. I’ll be good. Really. I will. Honest! Please, please don’t make me watch DanceX. Please? Brennig.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-95","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","two-columns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=95"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=95"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=95"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=95"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}