I am sinning. I am sitting next to The Soph watching Celebrity Big Brother. I’m sorry but there it is. I’m addicted. I can’t help it.<\/p>\n
We’ve only just seen the last of the celebs (Ulrika Jonsson) enter the house and the comedy is already in full effect.<\/p>\n
La Toya Jackson looks disturbingly like the product of decades of experimental plastic surgery that most of the world calls Michael Jackson.<\/p>\n
But the funniest point so far was (when greeting Mutya Buena) Coolio did a classic ‘Joey from Friends’ impersonation with a very credible ‘How you doin’?’<\/p>\n
I may have accidentally pissed myself right then.<\/p>\n
I’m really looking forward to the goldfish-bowl voyeurism that this season of the Celeb version promises to deliver.<\/p>\n
I’m not sure about Celebrity Big Brother’s Big Mouth though, it seems that it is being presented by a complete and utter cock who doesn’t have two braincells to rub together. The jury is still out on that one. But not for long, I suspect.<\/p>\n
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