{"id":9929,"date":"2014-02-05T19:26:35","date_gmt":"2014-02-05T19:26:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=9929"},"modified":"2015-01-28T13:26:04","modified_gmt":"2015-01-28T13:26:04","slug":"feb-blogathon-514-a-long-way-up-and-down","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=9929","title":{"rendered":"Blogathon 5\/14 \u2013 a long way up (and down)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Bloody hell, I&#8217;m completely tired.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m more tired than a very tired person from a very tired town, in the middle of the tired countryside, who has been busy doing things and getting very very tired.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, I&#8217;ll stop now.<\/p>\n<p>I noticed a few peculiar things on my roadtrip to Darlington and back.<\/p>\n<p>A significant number of drivers have dangerously defective vehicles<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Indicators appear to be an unbought optional extra<\/li>\n<li>Steering wheels don&#8217;t work, leaving motorists stuck in the middle lane for hours on end<\/li>\n<li>Mirrors (see 1. above)<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>But it was a good day.<\/p>\n<p>Productive.<\/p>\n<p>I got there, I did proper professional stuff with proper professional people; it was positive and beneficial, and then I came home.<\/p>\n<p>So.<\/p>\n<p>There were a couple of l-o-n-g stretches of the M1, on the way down, that had temporary speed limits.<\/p>\n<p>One very long stretch &#8211; over 20 miles &#8211; had a limit of 50mph imposed.<\/p>\n<p>But there was nobody working on the road.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t mean there were people about, but nobody was working.<\/p>\n<p>There<\/p>\n<p>Was<\/p>\n<p>Nobody<\/p>\n<p>About<\/p>\n<p>So here&#8217;s my thought.<\/p>\n<p>We live in the 21st Century, right?<\/p>\n<p>This is the age of portable electronic communication, and apps, and smartphones, and WiFi and Bluetooth, and intelligent systems, and all that stuff, right?<\/p>\n<p>So.<\/p>\n<p>Why does the Highways Agency (or its contractors) not have electronic speed restriction signs, which they can activate when people are working on the roads?<\/p>\n<p>Why does the temporary speed limit have to be set all the time &#8211; 24 hours a day &#8211; (and therefore not that temporary), when people aren&#8217;t actually working on the roads 24 hours a day?<\/p>\n<p>Why?<\/p>\n<p>Eh?<\/p>\n<p>No, go on.<\/p>\n<p>Why?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bloody hell, I&#8217;m completely tired. I&#8217;m more tired than a very tired person from a very tired town, in the middle of the tired countryside,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9929","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","two-columns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9929","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9929"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9929\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9929"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9929"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9929"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}