I am half asleep. Or perhaps a quarter awake; yes, that is more accurate. And I am confused. In a ‘just woken up after some very active, very dirty sex followed by forty-five minutes of unconsciousness’ kind of way.<\/p>\n
Confused for a number of reasons.<\/p>\n
I’m unsure why Soph has me looking up the Oxford store of Krispy Kreme Doughnuts. Surely it’s a little late at night for them to be open?<\/p>\n
I’m unsure why American Pie is on the television. And why Willow keeps saying ‘This one time, in band camp’.<\/p>\n
And unsure why Soph is tucking in to a plate of half a dozen Oat Cakes spread with Peanut Butter yet when I ask what she’s eating she said with a very innocent face, ‘nothing’.<\/p>\n
This kind of half-awareness seems to happen to me now and then. Sometimes I’ll snap wide awake and I’m instantly firing on all cylinders.<\/p>\n
But sometimes I’m a V8 firing on just one cylinder.<\/p>\n
I love the comedy effect, but only in retrospect. Right now I just wish my head was working properly.<\/p>\n
Anyway, Wayne’s World 2 is on in about ten minutes.<\/p>\n
I love sitting here with her like this, our naked legs entangled, exchanging happy smiles and occasional farts.<\/p>\n
I’m contemplating a bowl of cereal; Shreddies, ice-cold milk, lots of sugar.<\/p>\n
Do you think that might kick-start my head, in a battery-booster kind of way?<\/p>\n
My next question is very important.<\/p>\n
Wayne’s World 2 or bed?<\/p>\n
Yeah, that’s what I thought too. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
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