Birthday wishes!

Happy birthday to my cold
Happy birthday to my cold
Happy birthday to my colllllllllllld
Happy birthday to my cold.

It’s been four weeks since my cold landed.

I do wish it would fuck off again.

In the last four weeks I have produced enough snot to power an entire junior school for six months.

I am a veritable snot factory.

Bastard fucking cold.

I took it to Spain, hoping it would rub off on something.

It didn’t.

Bastard fucking cold.

Again.

Oh.

I get the keys to my new house later today.

And I have a cold.

Still.