It never reins but it snores

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And despite or perhaps because of my general bleughness in the health area right now, a magazine feature I pitched for absolutely bloody fucking wanking months ago has landed in my lap with a ‘get on and do it there’s a good chap 800 words and NUJ fees ok?’ email.

Brilliant.

Barely able to string two coherent words together and that lands on top of my general pile of ‘aaarrrrghhhhh!’.

Marvelous.

This will only interest a few…

A new episode of the funniest, rudest, cleverest, most offensive video podcast has been released tonight.

You can get ‘Pets’ from iTunes free of charge. The opening scene, with Trevor the dog masturbating with a vacuum cleaner is slightly unnerving, but later, where he’s describing the rodent stuck up his arse…?

Well I laughed my socks off.

And now it’s goodnight from me, and it’s goodnight from her.