The news that Ronnie Kray’s criminal record turned up after being lost in an office in Durham police headquarters for forty years is obviously a point worth pondering – especially if you ever have to send valuable information to the rozzers.
But the amusing strand of information in this story is that the East-End criminal listed his occupation as ‘Wardrobe dealer’.
Brilliant.
I want to be a wardrobe dealer.
Is it like being a currency dealer, only slightly more wooden?
OK, so I get to be first to make a joke about him coming out of the closet then?
Excellent.
*groan*