Not cold

So.

That cold that I have?

It turns out to be a bronchial infection.

But is it a left bronchial infection, or a right bronchial infection?

There’s only one way to find out.

Fi….

If you don’t watch Harry Hill, you won’t get that gag.

Soz.

Anyway, back to my internals.

I have a bronchial infection, which sounds, to my untrained ears, sexy.

Yeah baby.

Wanna come upstairs and listen to my bronchial infection?

No?

Oh.

Anyway.

I’m dosed up on two types of drugs which means, hopefully, that I won’t spend any more nights bent over the kitchen sink coughing my ring up.

That’s a medical phrase.

I am looking forward to my first full night’s sleep in over a week.

I hope it comes soon.

8 thoughts on “Not cold

  1. I’ll call your bronchial infection and raise you one strep throat.

    I need to stop reading your blog. The more I read, the sicker I get.

    Does the interweb transmit microbes?

  2. Bulldog, I really hope the interweb doesn’t transmit bugs! Unfortunately I’ve used up all my drugs and I’m still hacking like an old collier.

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