That pillar of journalistic integrity The Daily Fail Mail has published an insightful piece of seasonal editorial concerning one of the regular ‘hot topics’ that occupies many of our thoughts at this time of year…
Women’s arses.
Yes indeed, Middle England (for whom The Daily Fail Mail widely speaks), must surely be very busy thinking about little else than the size, shape and (quite possibly) the content of the backsides of certain celebrities.
So to aid Middle England’s thoughts on the matter, the editors of The Daily Fail Mail have helpfully provided us with a series of photographs of backsides of a few celebs.
We have for our delight and edificiation, a range of close-up photographs of the arses of:
- Kate Winslet:
- Beyonce:
- Jennifer Lopez:
- Kelly Holmes:
- Kylie Minogue:
Setting aside, if you can for a moment, the unbelievably questionable journalistic value of having a non-news story about a non-news item all over The Daily Fail Mail (both hardcopy and internet productions), could you for a moment imagine that you are a family member of one of these people?
Can you think how you might feel if you saw close-up pictures of your relative’s arse all over a comic reputable publication like The Daily Fail Mail in a thinly disguised piece of letchery very poorly masquerading as (I hesitate to use the word) journalism?
But I have an idea!
We could make it a New Year’s Resolution to stalk the journalistic and editorial staff of The Daily Fail Mail and snap photographs of their backsides and post those pictures all over the internet.
What say you?
And, for good measure, we could also stake out the homes of the owners of The Daily Fail Mail, and make sure we take lots of photographs of their wives’ and (18 years or over, natch) daughters’ arses too – and publish those pictures all over the place.
Because surely, what’s good enough for The Daily Fail Mail is good enough for us, no?
B.
All of that dialogue and no linky? Darn, now I have to go look it up.
Never mind.
The winer is …………drum roll ………………… Kate Winslet.
Kylie: A close second, but girl, isn’t that a wee bit uncomfortable?
JLo and Beyonce: Too much junk in the trunk. They’re weebles. They wobble, but they can’t fall down.
Marilyn and Sophia: My generation, before the Victoria Beckham stick figure crowd took over.
Vicks: You CAN be too thin . . .
Bulldog, I should have linked but, damn it, it is the Daily Mail! Yeurch. 🙂
It’s a subjective thing, but after many years of in-depth research the best bottom that I’ve ever seen is the one upstairs in my bed right now.
🙂
Hi Brennig and Merry Xmas
Now what I want to know is what is a left leaning sort of guy doing reading the Daily Mail anyway?
Harry, Keep your friends close, but keep your enemies wrapped in chip paper. Or something like that. 🙂
p.s. Harry. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you and yours!