A bit shit.
Month: December 2011
Out of office
Hi, I’m in Marrakesh/Marrakech right now where, even though it’s the depths of winter, the outside temperature is currently *checks* 21c. If you need anything
The ghost of Christmas presents
This Christmas I decided to spend the same amount of money on people who I will never meet, that I spent last year on *cough*
I unfollowed you because…
Dear Twitter Friend. I have been following you for a while now. It’s important to understand that I only follow people who I like; I only
It is, apparently, bed-time
Today has been a stupidly busy day and, as a consequence, my head is so wound up, it will not let me sleep. Here are
All-Time Top 10 Films (No 1)
The Number One film in this very personal list of my All-Time Top 10 Films is the chilling, thought-provokingly outstanding ‘Intacto‘. Here’s the theatrical trailer:
All-Time Top 10 Films (No 2)
The second film in this very personal list of my All-Time Top 10 Films is the annoyingly brilliant ‘Groundhog Day‘. The most annoying thing about
All-Time Top 10 Films (No 3)
The third film in this very personal list of my All-Time Top 10 Films is the awesomely outstanding ‘Grosse Pointe Blank‘. The premise (we don’t see
All-Time Top 10 Films (No 4)
The fourth film in this very personal list of my All-Time Top 10 Films is the richly entertaining ‘Singin’ In The Rain‘. A comedy. With
All-Time Top 10 Films (No 5)
The fifth film in this very personal list of my All-Time Top 10 Films is the highly entertaining yet wildly inaccurate ‘A Knight’s Tale‘. This is
All-Time Top 10 Films (No 6)
The sixth film in this very personal list of my All-Time Top 10 Films is the brilliant yet slightly disturbing ‘Pulp Fiction‘. Many words have
All-Time Top 10 Films (No 7)
The seventh film in this very personal list of my All-Time Top 10 Films is ‘Ferris Bueller’s Day Off”. I love this film. Well yes,
All-Time Top 10 Films (No 8)
The eighth film in this very personal list of my All-Time Top 10 Films is ‘It’s A Wonderful Life‘. Although not a film with a
All-Time Top 10 Films (No 9)
The ninth film in this very personal list of my All-Time Top 10 Films is ‘Love Actually‘. And I can offer you two choices of
All-Time Top 10 Films (No 10)
The Number 10 film in this very personal list of my All-Time Top 10 Films is ‘The Bourne Trilogy‘. Yes, I do realise that there
All-Time Top 25 Tunes (post 25)
The twenty-fifth, and final track, in my All-Time Top 25 Tunes is, despite my anarchic numbering system, number twenty-five, ‘Beyond The Sea’ by Bobby Darin.
All-Time Top 25 Tunes (post 24)
The twenty-fourth track in my All-Time Top 25 Tunes is ‘Ça plan pour moi’, by Plastic Bertrand. A delicious combination of anarchic pop/punk and bubblegum
All-Time Top 25 Tunes (post 23)
The twenty-third track in my All-Time Top 25 Tunes is number fifteen, ‘Alpe d’Huez’ by Oxfordshire’s We Aeronauts. You can stream the audio for this track
All-Time Top 25 Tunes (post 22)
The twenty-second track in my All-Time Top 25 Tunes is number eighteen, ‘Hysteria’ by Muse. Although I was bitterly disappointed by Muse and their massively
All-Time Top 25 Tunes (post 21)
The twenty-first track in my All-Time Top 25 Tunes is number sixteen, ‘Closer’ by Kings of Leon. Yes, I do know that ‘Closer’ is a