Despite the best efforts of the Very Scary, Hugely Fearsome Guardian Dinosaur Of The Garage Of Immense Treasure, I’m hoping that both the ZX9R and the 955i will be on their way to new homes soon.
I have already sold my car.
And now, very sadly, but necessarily, both bikes are on the market.
And I need them gone.
I have put down a deposit on a new motorcycle.
Motorbike.
Whatever we’re calling them.
Anyway.
I’ve chosen the colour, the tyres, the extras, and the registration number.
If everything goes according to plan, I’ll collect the new bike mid-April.
Oi, you can’t do that!
What you getting then?
Is it that little Vespa that you’ve had your eye on?
Not a word about my 6′ inflatable dinosaur? Nah, not a Vespa. I don’t like curry.
Sorry, I thought it was the Mastadon in the room.
Kinda.
*groan*
I want one of them! The dinosaur, not the bike.
Twenty quid from Amazon. The dinosaur, not the bike.