- Storm Doris
Storm Doris has been hanging around in these parts.
There have been the usual social media gags
Southerners have been advised by the BBC to stay indoors and travel only if absolutely necessary
Northerners have been advised to take a coat
And the usual crazy storm photos:


And there have been real incidents, which are less mirthsome.
Speaking personally, I’d follow this advice:

Whilst I was in fact, Up North, the BBC reported there had been “some nasty skidding”. I think they were referring to the southerners shitting themselves.
Soft, shandy-drinking southerners
Hey, I recognise some of that damage!
I didn’t want to name names, not with the products on display 🙂
Good ol’ Doris… blew us all away.