We have had a short break.
Dahn sarf.
Cornwall being about as ‘dahn sarf’ as it is possible to get in this highly entertaining country of ours.
Newquay was hot.
Not in a sexy way.
I got sunburn.
Also not in a sexy way.
Sainsbury’s, dahn sarf, sells a distinctive range of clothing

We ate at the local chippy

We saw some penguins having sexy time

And we saw the sun setting on the British Empire

This was the view from the hotel bar

It was a nice little battery charger.
The Cornish Penguin is well known for it’s insatiable carnal activities.
I was impressed that the two penguins having sexy time just got on with it, despite the two penguin adjudicators.