Chewie has ear’ole probs.
Spanners, as a breed, are prone to ear infections, but Chewies lug’oles are so narrow that the vet thinks this conformation problem is likely to cause him problems for the rest of his life.
We’ve tried almost everything the vet has come up with; we’re currently on the last-shot of a new treatment.
If this doesn’t work in the next month, said yon vet, we might have to consider surgery.
Crikey.
Well I’ve done a little of that thing that you should never use the Internet for. I’ve looked up the various surgical procedures.
Christ alive.
We really need to think about this.

Aww, poor thing
Those eyes!
Also… why am I being moderated all of a sudden?
Was it summat I said?
You changed something. Your name on most recent comments was your real first name, real second name. So the system saw you as a new person, hence moderation. I’ve edited your personal details back to ‘Masher’ in your comments.
Did I?
I don’t think I did.
No… hold on… your email makes sense now!
I are an idiot, but I’m blaming it on autofill.
Thanks for doing the editing.