Superstition

  1. Don’t walk under ladders
  2. Find a pin (penny) and all day long you’ll have a pin (penny)
  3. Lucky rabbits foot (but not lucky for the poor rabbit)
  4. Bad things happen in threes
  5. Seven years bad luck for breaking a mirror
  6. Always salute magpie(s)
  7. Make a wish on a wishbone
  8. Shoes on a table
  9. Friday 13th
  10. Black cats walking across your path is good/bad luck
  11. Don’t cross on the stairs
  12. Don’t open an umbrella indoors
  13. See an ambulance, hold your collar until you see a black sheep
  14. Don’t subscribe to Private Eye

Most of these are fairly common/well-known, yes?

I’m not a superstitious person but I miss reading Private Eye. I used to subscribe to The Eye and contributed to the RB column in the 80s, but I had a really tragically bad run of luck. And arising from that time, there has been another instance of tragedy.

So it’s perfectly reasonable for me not to subscribe again, right?

Right.

Even now?

Yes. Even now.

But I do miss it.