thanks to Mya for the prod
We can now – in a World Exclusive – reveal that despite saying it would never happen again The Spice Girls are to release a new single.
Called ‘Headlice’ the single will be the start of The Spices full-on global strategy to rid mankind of head infestation.
The girls will premier the single at a multi-country event that they will headline.
The concert will be called Lice Aid and we hear that Bob Geldof has been approached to organise it.
For the duration of the concert The Spices will perform under the temporarily assumed name of ‘The Lice Girls’.
What a bunch of nits.
🙂
B.
Thanks Brennig – I feel enlightened now. I can just imagine all those sponsorship deals for nit shampoo and Posh wingeing ‘ Becos I’m wurf it, innit?’
Mya x