Driving home this evening it came to me, the solution to three of our problems.
1. Police Community Support Officers (aka Blunkett’s Bobbies) are clearly discredited. Well, when even David Blunkett says they should be scrapped, the writing’s clearly on the wall.
2. Youth-related gun crime is on the rise.
3. The country’s shockingly awfully horribly dangerously bad lorry drivers need bringing in to line.
So…
a. Sack the lorry drivers
b Make the Community Whatchamacallit Officers in as replacement lorry drivers
c. Make the country’s armed youth in to travelling motorway police
d. Give the little darlings the authority to shoot on sight lorry drivers not obeying the rules of the road.
There!
I think that’s very creative, don’t you?
B.
p.s.Thanks for all the messages of support; I’m quite overwhelmed.