It seems that we have somehow subscribed to BTs reduced hours tariff.
Our broadband came back online at 9.22 this morning.
And took itself offline at 4.51 this evening.
Fucking amazing.
update 8.12pm
Due to amazing help from an amazingly helpful person (Daniel!), we are back online.
Thanks, guy. Because of your helpful intervention I was able to make a scheduled phone-call to a musician in a coffee-bar in Lafayette, Louisiana. How cool is that?
Hiya, did Daniel say what the problem was?