Daily Telegraph headline: Pregnant Lily Allen marries in country church
Is it:
- That Lily Allen is pregnant?
- That Lily Allen has got married?
- That Lily Allen has found religion, thus enabling her to get married in a church?
- The Daily Telegraph has finally become a comic? Or…
- All of the above?
Answers please on the back of a £10 note.
I too saw that in the Telegraph, and wondered similarly.
But then I read about yesterday’s Slutwalk. In the Sunday Times. And concluded that there obviously just isn’t much news about.
But, if Jenson Button’s amazing drive doesn’t feature in ALL the papers tomorrow, I’ll be very surprised. And slightly annoyed.