In a completely predictable upset, this evening in Eastern Europe, eleven Italian millionaires proved they were no match for 11 English millionaires.
Post-match analysis conclusively proved that Wayne Rooney scored no goals, a feat matched by all of his England colleagues.
On top of that, Jensen Button managed to score only four points in the Grand Prix, a feat only bettered by his team mate Lewis Hamilton, who failed to score at all.
Again.
And, continued today, The second best tennis player at Wimbledon was Scottish and no Brits won the British GP. We’re very good at being mediocre.
Thank God it’s nearly all over …. only Wimbledon and the Olympics to go and then we might return to something decent on telly
Wimbledon bit the dust today, thankfully. Just the Olympics now. Mind you, that must be worse for you London-dwellers.
I can barely wait for the tennis where Andy Murray will almost certainly equal the fine form shown by his sporting fellow Brits by failing to progress beyond the semis.
Such foresight! x