It has been alleged that Wayne Rooney told his wife, by SMS, that he’d been up to his old tricks and sleeping with a prostitute. Again.
By SMS?
Wow, that’s class.
So I will give one free This Reality Podcast T-shirt to each of the five best suggestions of what Mr Rooney *might* have put in his 140 characters
Responses back to me by Friday, 5pm British Summer Time – by any method of communications, but email studio@thisrealitypodcast.com preferred.
I am positively sure it was not something like this: http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/sport-headlines/rooney-ends-prostitute-drought-201009063065/
HC, that’s side-splittingly funny, thanks!
I’d say: “Bin nawty shaged slag for a grand. Mr fergasun is cross. Mum sez I nobhed. Soz Col. Switseland is well nice, have bougt you sum chocs. Love Wayne.”