I’m very afraid of the day someone will deduct from this story that Vi*gr* can be used as a contraceptive and spread the word.
(As the ads on American TV say, only with “a” instead of “*”… Viva Vi*gr*! Seriously, these ads have probably been written by a 14 years old girl – or at least based on her perception of love and sexuality)
Well, if cocaine+viagra recreational consumers damage their fertility I think it’s an improvement for the next generations
Citronella: I’m having a problem that this product is advertised on TV!
froggywoogie: There’s no-one in this household who disagrees with you. 🙂
It’s crying out for a punning headline but I am struggling to think of any!
Oh, but do not worry. So are C*al*s and Lev*tra. And they always remind you to check with your doctor that you are healthy enough to engage in sexual activities, and to seek immediate assistance should you experience an erection lasting more than 4 hours. Isn’t that sweet?
Actually, all things considered, I have even more troubles with the fact that things like magnets that you put in your ear and make you stop smoking or so called dieting pills being advertised on TV… at least Vi*gr* does more or less what it’s advertised for (well if you take the commercial literally, of course, no, you won’t get a merry happy love life from a shitty one just by taking the blue pill, but it does work for ED, I think).
Isn’t America just a great country?
Related punning headline on recreational use of Cocaine and Viagra:
“High Rise Living”
I knew I had it in me 😉
Jonners, I can’t even come second behind your pun. I can’t get past Smack My Bitch Up (and even that’s not accurate!).
Thanking you, Brennig.
The best I could come up with for the original story (not the cocaine and viagra part) was:
I’m very afraid of the day someone will deduct from this story that Vi*gr* can be used as a contraceptive and spread the word.
(As the ads on American TV say, only with “a” instead of “*”… Viva Vi*gr*! Seriously, these ads have probably been written by a 14 years old girl – or at least based on her perception of love and sexuality)
Well, if cocaine+viagra recreational consumers damage their fertility I think it’s an improvement for the next generations
Citronella: I’m having a problem that this product is advertised on TV!
froggywoogie: There’s no-one in this household who disagrees with you. 🙂
It’s crying out for a punning headline but I am struggling to think of any!
Oh, but do not worry. So are C*al*s and Lev*tra. And they always remind you to check with your doctor that you are healthy enough to engage in sexual activities, and to seek immediate assistance should you experience an erection lasting more than 4 hours. Isn’t that sweet?
Actually, all things considered, I have even more troubles with the fact that things like magnets that you put in your ear and make you stop smoking or so called dieting pills being advertised on TV… at least Vi*gr* does more or less what it’s advertised for (well if you take the commercial literally, of course, no, you won’t get a merry happy love life from a shitty one just by taking the blue pill, but it does work for ED, I think).
Isn’t America just a great country?
Related punning headline on recreational use of Cocaine and Viagra:
“High Rise Living”
I knew I had it in me 😉
Jonners, I can’t even come second behind your pun. I can’t get past Smack My Bitch Up (and even that’s not accurate!).
Thanking you, Brennig.
The best I could come up with for the original story (not the cocaine and viagra part) was:
“Up-spring but no off-spring”
Which is poor.