Colonic irrigation.
WTF?
Someone sticks a hosepipe up your bum and for that you pay them money?
There’s people out there would pay money to do that.
And no, I’m not just writing on this subject because I am in the bed of sickness.
I’ve just woken with the words ‘colonic irrigation’ writ large across my consciousness.
And no, I don’t need sympathy. It’s not man-flu, it’s, erm, stomach-related.
Hmmm…
Perhaps that’s why…
B.
Actually I think I would quite like colonic irrigation! I mean not the actual sticking the hose up the bum bit, but the result. Although apparently if you eat brown rice every day for a month then it has the same effect.
I remember reading about a man who had C.I. and a marble that he had swallowed 30 years previously as a child popped out into the toilet pan!
The ‘result’ being that you feel totally cleansed … I suppose that’s what I meant.
I’m just sitting here wondering how close to breaching the line between good taste and bad taste I would be if I offered…
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