White van man

This is the first film shot from the new, reverse angle.

I wish I drove as well as these two.

Oh, wait.

No I don’t.

I’m taking my Theory and Hazard Perception tests on Wednesday, for a charitable bet.

A bunch of people have stuffed money in to a pot – enough money to pay for the test.

And there’s just over £30 left over which, when I win (by passing both tests without doing any preparation or homework beforehand), I shall donate to the ILPH.

I recorded two very short scenes on the motorway this morning, on the way to work, and have just finished editing them down in to one sequence and putting a backing track to the film.

The film features two crackingly good really really shit drivers.

I’m sure the fact that they’re both ‘white van’ men is nothing more than coincidence.

NA08 HTF

and

WV54 VYH

You’re a pair of twats.

8 thoughts on “White van man

  1. What a pair of dicks… my pet hate is tail gaiting..

    apparently the new crime down in South Florida is criminals smashing into the back of your car then robbing you when you stop to get insurance details… i’m getting my carry permit.. should sort those buggers out..

  2. Isn’t that how everyone (else) drives? Motorway driving is the same as dodgems, right?

  3. Ah, Smith’s.

    A Stonehouse firm. Every van they have is driven like that. And they have lots of them.

    I’ve got a white van. I don’t drive it like that, mainly because it’s twattish, but also it’s not that clever when it’s got your logo plastered all over it.

  4. I’ll readily admit to speeding in the overtaking lane, purely so I can quickly get ahead of the car I’m overtaking and pull back in, because I have a twat similar to those shown in your video, hanging just six inches off my backside.

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