Desert Island Meme

Stone me. Tagged by LizSara! And now something interesting is expected? But, but, but, but…

I have drunk.

Alcohol.

Tinto de Verano to be precise.

Mucho tinto de verano.

Still, a tag is a tag is a tag. And there are two of us here, so perhaps this will be a joint effort.

¿Si? Pues……

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You’re stranded on a Desert Island;

1. What one person would you wish was stranded there with you?

Janet: Jesus Christ. Because then he could turn water in to wine and make bread and fishes go a million miles.

Brennig: Soph. Complete with her smelly bottom. Because she wouldn’t be Soph if she didn’t have a smelly bottom.

2. What one tool would you want to have?

Janet: Who’s a big tool?

Brennig: [wonders why Janet is thinking about someone with a big tool] Umm…  A Swiss Army Penknife please.

3. What one food do you wish you would have an unlimited supply of?

Janet: Tim Tams

Brennig: Toast.

4. What one luxury item would you wish for?

Janet: A 747

Brennig: A Sigma 362, rigged for solo sailing with an extra-deep fin keel

5. What one book would you want to have with you to read and re-read?

Janet: Dibs In Search of Self

Brennig: The Complete Works of…. [are you ready for this?]… Nick Hornby.

6. You have one piece of paper, a pencil and one bottle ~ who is the message going to be written to?

Janet: Moses to come and part the sea

Brennig: My daughter. To explain why I’m not ringing her every night otherwise she’d get really really really fucking pissed with me.

7. What skill would serve you best while on the island?

Janet: My singing ability

Brennig: [thinks…] My ability to talk to seagulls and get them to fetch help!

8. How long do you think you could last before needing rescue?

Janet: Maybe two months

Brennig: Me, the smelly-bottomed Soph, a Sigma 362 and a Swiss Army Penknife? Forever!

9. What one island animal would become your pet?

Janet: A parakeet

Brennig: A sloth. We’d have so much in common.

10. Your island is unknown to you, and you need to give it a name – what would it be?

Janet: Peace & Quiet Island

Brennig: Wildcat Island of course!

11. What would you do to pass the weeks, days, and hours?

Janet: Talk to the animals. Just imagine it!

Brennig: When I’m not playing with Soph or the Sigma 362 or the Sloth I’d probably be getting very frustrated because I’d be unable to write down all those fantastic plot developments that keep occurring in my head!! Grrr!!!

12. You’ve been rescued! What is the first thing you’re going to do when you get back home?

Janet: Wash my hair

Brennig: Use some real toilet paper. Those coconut tree leaves really chafe.

I may come back and tag in the stone cold sober light of morning. We’ll see how embarrassed I am. Although having Janet reading over my shoulder is very restraining. Because without her my answer to #7 would have been ‘my ability for almost continual masturbation’. But thankfully she’s here so I didn’t write that. Did I? 🙂

B.