Sinner!

Yeah [hangs head in shame], I have done wrong.

It was very early Friday morning in the kitchen in the house in South West London.

I opened the door to the cupboard where the breakfast cereal is kept, I reached in for my Golden Syrup-flavoured Oatso Simple and spied…

A box of Shreddies.

And like Homer (Simpson) I heard a voice in my head that said ‘Mmmmmmm….’

I reached in, grabbed the box and… stole Shreddies.

And as a consequence I went to Morrison’s this afternoon and bought a box of my own.

And do you know what Soph said to me this evening?

After our Chinese take-away?

‘Can I have a bowl of Shreddies?’

B.

p.s. I really am very repentant for my sinning. I’m very, very sorry I stole some Shreddies. But they were delicious!