Yes, it’s competition time here in the house of the special people.
And because I’m so musically inclined and Soph’s so literary inclined I’m going to offer as a prize, a copy of my book (Crossing The Line) and a CD of my favourite tracks off of my iPod (all tracks podsafe or offered with permission of the artists).
So how about it? Are ya feeling lucky punk? You are?
Well which one of us said these things?
- I have too many eyes
- When they fall over they’re thawed
- I had a cup of tea earlier on that had been reheated in the microwave so many times it was radioactive
- And what did we do? We wound up looking like a monkey fucking a football out there
- Your cock is quite a lot thicker than my vibrator. it can’t do sums or anything
- I’m going to have a poo. I’m going to have a poo at Paul’s house because Paul has a Glade air freshener and my poo really stinks
- Well, when a mummy and daddy love each other very much they go to bed and have special cuddles. And then daddy fucks mummy and cums in her cunt
Rules:
- To enter: leave a comment here!
- Closing date: Saturday 14th March 13.00 GMT
- In the event of a tie, the adjucicator’s adjudicator’s (thanks Jonners!) word is final
No need for an ajudicator. I never wear a tie (except weddings and funerals and even then under some protestation).
Adjudicator, even. Bah. Serves me right for getting a bit and bothered over those “sayings”.
Does that count as one entry or two, Bren?
Ooh, cheeky!
1. Soph
2. Soph
3. Soph
4. Soph
5. Soph
6. Soph
7. Soph
Please donate my prize to Comic Relief.
1. You
2. Soph
3. Soph
4. You
5. Soph
6. Soph
7. You
I’m sure that’s incorrect, but I had a pattern going. The next two quotes, which you did not print, were by Soph.
I think they’re trick questions. Neither of you said them and despite a reasonable education I don’t know the answers to any apart from:
5. Vin
and
7. Mercutio in Shakespeares Romeo & Juliette.
Though whilst on the subject of microwaving tea – if you microwave instant coffee does it go back in time?
Do I win
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They must have cut that part out of the version of Romeo and Juliet that I saw. Damned censorship 🙁
Oh and 6 is that emetic ad on the box (I assume ITV?).
oooh how exciting – a competition!
No idea really, but here are my guesses:
1. S
2. B
3. S
4. B
5. S
6. S
7. B
Both of you. In a random order 🙂
PS Congrats on the featured blogger spot.
1 – You
2 – You
3 – Soph
4 – Soph
5 – Soph
6 – You
7 – You
um. wha….?
1 – Spid, the Giant-Sized King of the Spiders.
2 – The Chairman of the Penguin Safety Committee.
3- The tosspiece who was supposed to be tiling my parent’s bathroom but who spent most of his time drinking tea then let the dog out into the road because ‘he looked like he wanted to go out and play’.
4 – Michael Moore’s girlfriend.
5 – Anne Widdecombe
6 – The Queen.
7 – Whoever was in charge of teaching Alfie Patten and his slap-tastic 15 year old girlfriend about sex education.
How many did I get right?
*shakes head*
can’t believe either of you are quoting that annoying little shite in the glade advert…I’d have shoved his poo in his face if I was his mother!