Had a call from Mr Vodafone.
Mr V: Hi Mr Jones, you know that your annual contract has expired?
Mr J: Yes.
Mr V: Well, we’d like to keep you as a customer so if you’re happy with the handset we’d like to give you the next six months line rental at half price.
Mr J: Cool!
Deal done, jobs a good ‘un (as they say in Manchester).
B.