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You know you’re cracking up when

You come downstairs to make a cup of tea, you fill the kettle and…

… put the kettle in the microwave.

Danger Will Robinson, danger!

B.

4 thoughts on “You know you’re cracking up when”

  1. The microwave is right next to the fridge. You have no idea how many times I took some food out of the fridge, opened the lid, and put it back right in the fridge, to wonder a few minutes later why the microwave hadn’t rung yet.

    Once I also forgot to put the coffee in the coffee pot, and wondered for quite a few seconds how came my coffee was transparent.

  2. I always used to put my phone in the fridge.

    I’d be texting someone, finish the text, then get something out of the fridge and put the phone in because I didn’t have enough hands. And then completely forget about it.

    I remember once crunching up fish food to put in the tank, and crunching it into the lid. It was vital not to put *too* much food in the tank, because we’d been having problems getting the balance right, so I spent ages measuring it out.

    And then picked up the tub of fish food and poured it into the tank by accident.

    (The fish died)

  3. I splurted out a revolting combination of morning tea with orange juice the other day. I don’t recommend it.

    Mya x

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