The difference between the public and private sectors

In the public sector one walks in to the Gents and does one’s business to the accompanying sounds of newspapers being turned from inside Traps 1, 2 and 3.

In the private sector one walks in to the Gents and does one’s business to the accompanying sounds of laptop keyboards being tapped from inside Traps 1, 2 and 3.

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6 thoughts on “The difference between the public and private sectors

  1. OK, I’m going to throw myself on the mercy of your combined intellects here.

    What is the difference between sitting on the loo reading a newspaper (which no one seems to have a problem with) and sitting on the loo tapping away at a laptop?

    Huh?

  2. Newspaper = disposable = germs gone.

    Laptop = germs + lots of nooks and crannies to fester + used over and over again = vile.

    (depends on if it’s a communal newspaper and if you’re a hand-washer too I guess)

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