The vexing problem of middle-lane cunts morons on Britain’s motorways continues to bother those motorists with an IQ above 23.
To ‘undertake’ these hapless twats is against the law.
Yet it is not against the law for these stupidly moronic cunts drivers to block roads, for no other reason than they have forgotten how to move over to Lane 1.
After many years of considering this problemfrom every angle, I have formulated a cunning solution.
It is a breathtakingly simple three-point plan:
- Remove the law that says it is illegal to undertake these morons
- Erm
- That’s it
I’ve driven on Freeways in the US, where it is legal to use all lanes to pass traffic.
These roads are not more unsafe than UK motorways, where idiots reduce three-lane motorways to two-lane motorways through their sheer lack of intellect.
So if these tadpoles of the gene-pool are unable to move to the left, let’s remove the requirement to overtake on the right.
Problem solved.
I thought that particular traffic law had already been removed: people undertake me all the time.
Ahahaha!
I had a mate who used to sit in the middle lane. I asked him why. He said he “might lose his place in the traffic”. ???
I must admit I do have a habit of overtaking these people and sweeping across the front of them back into the left hand lane. (Note: Left hand lane, not slow lane, for any morons reading).
Me too! I do the ‘sweeping across the front of them’ thing. And yes, there are a large number who don’t get the hint, but I still feel smug for having pointed out the error of their ways, even if they’re too dim to pick up on my signal.
I must say I always undertake them and it gives me great satisfaction to do so. However, having done that, it beggars belief the amount of them who still insist on remaining in the middle lane — some people need to be forcibly removed from the gene pool.
Hello Marie, I haven’t seen you around here before. Excuse the mess. And yes, I agree the pool could do with some thining out.
I just undertake people nowadays.
This evenong on the M25/M40 I did it countless times. If I didn’t, then it would take me a lot longer to get to where I was going.
It’s tricky, isn’t it? An officious pain-in-the-backside plod would book you for that. Danno.
I’m with Perpetual on this one, I have to confess that I undertake them as well. This manouvre is accompanied by a glare into the car, sometimes with additional head shake or eye roll as I pass. Normally this has no effect as they are gripping the steering wheel for grim death and staring straight out of the window like the Grand Canyon is about to open up in the middle of the road and they need to be ready for it.
I want to shoot them. And sometimes I do. I form a gun with my fingers and go ‘pow’ as I drive past.
Yesterday I had the joy of spending the majority of the day driving with a race car laden trailer on the back of the car.
Of course with a trailer I can only use the first two lanes of the motorway, and my speed is somewhat limited too (helpfully too by the sheer weight behind me).
The number of people sitting in lane 2 or 3 doing ~60mph was staggering. The roads were clear, there was no ice or snow, people had seemingly left their lane discipline at home.
Where possible I just sat there and underook them. If I hadn’t my 3 1/2 hr journey home last night would have taken 5+ hours.
Those people are just taking being inconsiderate to a whole new level; everyone knows that a towing vehicle has a maximum speed of 60mph and can’t use lane 3, so why would they sit there? I think there’s a strong argument for laser canons fitted to the front of ones car.