I’ve just been watching (in a ‘moving wallpaper’ kind of way) a programme on BBC 1 called ‘Through the Wall’.
One of the contestants is Television’s ‘celeb’ Vanessa Feltz. She was wearing a slightly too tight silver jump suit.
Way too tight.
Camel toe too tight.
I’ve seen Vanessa Feltz’s bits. I feel very unwell.
B.
Since I never heard of Vanessa Feltz, your comment forced me to Google her.
Thank you very much.
Now, I must go gouge out my eyes.
I think Vanessa is fab. Have you ever listened to her phone-in on BBC London in the mornings? I am a fan!
Vanessa Feltz is an alien.
She was sent here by a culture living on the rim of Andromeda and her sole purpose is to drive us into submission with utter inane drivel – and if that fails to work she will flex her sinewy chasm and engulf humanity whilst wittering on about the benefits of chicken noodle soup.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! (lol – whatever that means)