Don’t see it. Don’t see it. Don’t see it. Don’t see it. Don’t see it. Don’t see it.
Seriously.
Don’t. See. It.
GI Joe: Regurgitation is the biggest pile of excrement since, uh, excrement was born.
Or since Keith Lemon first made it on to the British TV screens.
If you don’t know who Keith Lemon is:
a. you are very lucky, and
b. think of a big smelly unfunny piece of excrement – you’ll be in the general ballpark
So where was I?
Oh yes, GI Joe: Reprehensible.
This film is utter garbage.
Only smellier.
It’s so bad it’s not even worth discussing in detail.
So I won’t.
Except to say this one thing, about GI Joe: Raccoon.
Don’t see it. Don’t see it. Don’t see it. Don’t see it. Don’t see it. Don’t see it.
Rating?
Absolutely no stars. None at all. Zero. Nothing.
GI Joe: Retaliation 0/10
So bad, you didn’t even give it a rating!
Having seen the last GI Joe outing (on telly, not at the flicks), I’m surprised that you even considered going to see this latest one.
I know that I shall definitely be giving it a wide berth.