Bloody hell, I’m completely tired.
I’m more tired than a very tired person from a very tired town, in the middle of the tired countryside, who has been busy doing things and getting very very tired.
Yes, I’ll stop now.
I noticed a few peculiar things on my roadtrip to Darlington and back.
A significant number of drivers have dangerously defective vehicles
- Indicators appear to be an unbought optional extra
- Steering wheels don’t work, leaving motorists stuck in the middle lane for hours on end
- Mirrors (see 1. above)
But it was a good day.
Productive.
I got there, I did proper professional stuff with proper professional people; it was positive and beneficial, and then I came home.
So.
There were a couple of l-o-n-g stretches of the M1, on the way down, that had temporary speed limits.
One very long stretch – over 20 miles – had a limit of 50mph imposed.
But there was nobody working on the road.
I don’t mean there were people about, but nobody was working.
There
Was
Nobody
About
So here’s my thought.
We live in the 21st Century, right?
This is the age of portable electronic communication, and apps, and smartphones, and WiFi and Bluetooth, and intelligent systems, and all that stuff, right?
So.
Why does the Highways Agency (or its contractors) not have electronic speed restriction signs, which they can activate when people are working on the roads?
Why does the temporary speed limit have to be set all the time – 24 hours a day – (and therefore not that temporary), when people aren’t actually working on the roads 24 hours a day?
Why?
Eh?
No, go on.
Why?
I saw very similar today on my journey back home.
Back in the eighties, Ben Elton joked/ranted about “… ten miles of cones, protecting a wheelbarrow on the central reservation.”
Things haven’t changed much.