This one reason makes me hate people more than almost any other.
I get on the coach, I go to the nearest table and it – and the four seats (two forward-facing, two rearwards-facing) are occupied.
Occupied by two people.
The two selfish fuckers have spread themselves and their bags out over the space allocated for four people.
This kind of (seemingly) innately selfish behaviour irritates me. No, it annoys the sheer fucking hell out of me.
Why do people think this kind of behaviour is socially acceptable?
Have they paid for all four seats?
Well of course they haven’t.
And these two selfish cunts are travelling together, so it’s a conspiracy between them to try and deter anyone else from *daring* to sit near them.
Bastards.
And this is a photograph of the person who is quite possibly the most selfish person on the planet:
If he leaned any harder on my laptop lid he’d have had his eye out.

How did you manage to take that photo without him realising?
I am a spy, it’s what we do. 🙂
I’m glad you posted it! I unite with you in my detesting of these ignorant people!
Ha! I spy me on your laptop!
I’m with you though, that annoys me too.
Bastards!
Bren, please say what you mean, don’t go holding back on us!
(I hate it when people do this on trains, and make a point of invading their space just to annoy them as a consequence.)
He actually leant on your laptop?! I hope you told him to stop!
That does my pip in as well. I tend to make a point of sitting on their table and spreading out MY stuff, usually shifting some of theirs or plonking it on top of their things. 9 times out of ten they say nothing, just humph and roll their eyes a lot.
The fact you got the picture tells me you broke up their little four-for-two party. Good work: the sort of thing I’d do on a day I felt antagonistic enough