Long but oh so apt title…
Lean closer my little droogies for I have a tale of cunning to tell.
And while you’re leaning closer, gaze too at my nakedness.
Yes indeed, I am without cables.
I have my very own copy of the internet; I am WiFi’d.
Theresa’s part-time boyfriend (that’s her label, not mine!) has given her a WiFi router which someone else gave him because they couldn’t remember how to get in to it to change the passwords and anyway they had a new one from BT so….
Bwahahahahahahah!!!!!
I have hacked in to it.
And stolen the WEP key.
And installed the self same WEP key on to Theresa’s Apple and my very own World’s Fastest Laptop.
And now I can go anywhere!
Look!
I’ll show you.
Now I’m on the top floor, in the office.
Now I’m in the 2nd bathroom.
On the floor below – in my bedroom.
In Theresa’s bedroom now.
Yeah, sorry Theresa.
You’re right.
I should have knocked.
My that’s a big one!
I’m leaving now.
On the next floor down now.
Lurking outside Shane and Pete’s room.
You know…
One embarrasing moment a night is enough.
Now I’m in the 1st bathroom.
And now on the ground floor.
In the lounge.
Look!
This is me sprawled on the couch!
And now in the kitchen – putting the kettle on!
And now…
In the garden, walking up to the fish pond and feeding the fish.
And back in the kitchen – pouring freshly boiled water on to a teabag.
Ah yes my friends.
The wireless life is the life for me.
Theresa, I have to tell you, has just come downstairs, gone in to the lounge, picked up a dustpan and brush and gone back up to her bedroom…
Saying she was going to clean up after having swept the chimney.
Really?
That’s what it’s called?
Well I never!
B.
Don’t drop it in to the bath.
I get a chimney sweep to do mine – he’s a professional, has all the right equipment and isn’t anything like Dick Van Dyke. Which is a bonus.
In French they call hit records ‘tubes’.
Mya x
Hey Colin! How goes things in The People’s Republic of Swindon?
Mya? A chimney sweep not like Dick Van Dyke? And is that just a gratuitous attempt by you to sneak the word ‘dick’ in? Anyway, I can’t believe the former and I think I’m inclined to believe the latter – you saucy little minx… 🙂
You could have warned us you were naked BEFORE asking to look closer!
Now I’m in shock
😀
froggywoogie… but where’s the fun in that? 🙂