Me: Whatever happened to Gareth Gates?
Soph: He snogged Jordan. And fell in to her cleavage. And hasn’t been seen since, despite a breast reduction to see if he could be found.
Mystery solved. Gareth Gates; a poor man’s Steve Fossett.
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Gareth Gates and Jordan. That’s an odd pairing if ever I heard one.
PMSL!!
He’s still in there somewhere hiding and leads to the mischievous, enigmatic look in Jordan’s eyes thus causing the problems in their marriage currently being documented by Heat magazine and the appalling tv show that I’m avoiding it all costs ;o)