With all the hoo-hah about David Cameron denying he rode Raisa (when he really did ride Raisa), the former Metropolitan Police horse that was loaned to Rebecca Brookes, the former News International executive, you might be forgiven for thinking that the country had its fair share of twats.
But no, Jeremy Clarkson has promoted himself up the twat ladder to take pole position from Twat Cameron, by weighing in to the Raisa/Cameron affair (hereafter known as ‘Horsegate’) with a series of statements, best categorised as complete and utter bollocks.
Prior to Cameron backtracking on his original pile of utter bullshit statement, and confirming he actually had ridden the horse after all, Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson, a friend of the prime minister, went on air to ‘categorically state’ that the prime minister had not ridden it.
Clarkson, who, let us not forget, writes columns in the Sun and the Sunday Times (both of these are News International imprints), told Chris Evans on BBC Radio 2: ‘I can categorically state that he never rode that horse. I do actually live there. It’s all rubbish.’
Stunning, Jeremy, absolutely stunning.
Mr Clarkson has proven to the entire population of the planet that the minute he opens his mouth, bullshit pours out of it.
Well done, Clarkson, you utter tosspot.